I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can play music, sing, and when in a dress I can even appear to be a lady. I remember seven words of Spanish, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, and since I always think, I am never truly bored(I just say I am). I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
Anonymous asked: There once was an evil wizard who was the most wicked in the land. He captured the fairest woman in the kingdom - the princess - for his wicked schemes. Before he knew it, he had fallen in love with the princess. He began to debate whether he should run away with the princess or continue to spread his evil by killing the prince. He had an elaborate plan to kill the prince - an evil spell. Sadly, the spell backfired and had hit the princess again, dooming the wizard to a loveless life of evil.